Straight Outta Compton

Aloha Movie Fans around the world!

I am back to bring you the hottest movie review column on the internet. This week’s review is for the #1 movie at the Box Office:

STRIGHT OUTTA COMPTON – 5 BLACKPEARLS

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Starring: A bunch of hot, new young actors portraying one of the most controversial groups of my time.

Plot: This is the story of the Godfather’s of Gangsta’ Rap from the Mean Streets of Compton California. Their Music is what I used to calm me down when my blood began to boil, before I decided to do something stupid.

Why Should you go see this movie?

1. It’s a great depiction of these young men’s rise to fame.
2. Because you get to see just why they wrote the Song F&*! Tha Police.
3. Oshea Jackson Jr., does an awesome acting job as his father.
4. Jason Mitchell, does an awesome job playing Eazy E
5. Corey hawkins did a great job playing Dr Dre.
6. They even told a great story about one of the most deadliest diseases to hit the Human Race, AIDS.
7. It was 2 1/2 hours of great music; at least I thought so!

That’s all I have for you this week; until the next big release hits a movie theater near you!

San Andreas

What up movie fans around the world! That’s right, I am back with what I think is the new #1 movie in the world.  If it’s not then it should have been! Next up, San Andreas!

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5 BLACKPEARLS

Starring: Dwayne  Johnson, Mother Nature, and tons of buildings falling down.

Plot:  The Captain of a rescue team is out to save his wife and daughter from the biggest earthquake to ever hit California.

Why did I love this movie?

  1. The action in this movie is off the chain.
  2. The lil boy named Ollie is too funny.
  3. Blake the daughter is not a silly lil girl like the daughter in Taken.
  4. Karma is a &itch, when all you do is think of yourself, Mother Nature will come aee you.
  5. What would you do in a sunami?

Well, that is all I have for you this week.  Until next time…

Deuces!

Run All Night

Aloha Movie fans around the world! The hottest review column on the Net is back, which means something worth my money, or so I thought, was at a theater near me finally. Next up, Run All Night.

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4 BLACKPEARLS

Starring:  Liam Neeson, Common & Ed Harris and finally a bunch of people to be shot and get their butts kicked.

Plot:  A hit man who has pushed away everyone in his life has started trying to drink away the ghosts of those he has killed. He finds his bosses son about to kill his son and must choose a side. Now he has one night to clear up the issue with his boss or take out everyone who is trying to kill him and his son.

Why did I enjoy this movie?

  1. Because it shows that a killer can never get rid of the faces of those he has murdered.
  2. Because the Love you have for your kids never goes away no matter what you have done.
  3. Because a true Hitman will take out his own family if ordered.
  4. Because all those who need to be dealt with will be.
  5. Common takes no prisoners when he is contracted to take a person out.

Well that’s all I have for you this week, so until Furious 7 hits a theater near me on Friday.

DEUCES!

Pitch Perfect 2: We’re Back Pitches

Aloha movie fans around the world! Next up for me was Pitch Perfect 2. I actually enjoyed the original, but sadly, the sequel didn’t live up to the hype for me.

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2 BLACKPEARLS

Starring:  The girls from the first movie, the Acapella announcers, and the treble makers.

Plot:  College life is coming to an end and the Bellas have ruled the Acapella collegiate scene since winning in the first movie.  But they seem to have lost their sound and embarrass their school and the entire singing world with their performance for The United States President. Now they’ve got to get their swag back, so they set out to win the World Acapella Championships.

Why was this movie a waste of my time and money?

  1. The Bella’s song choices were horrible until the last performance.
  2. The German group’s performance just got on my nerves every time they opened their mouths.
  3. I was ready to leave thirty-five minutes into the movie.
  4. See #3.

Well folks, I hope it gets better this summer. Until next time…

Deuces!

Avengers 2:  The Age of Ultron

Aloha movie fans around the world? My first review of the summer is a couple of weeks late, but I did see it opening night! First up, Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron.

4 1/2 BLACKPEARLS

Starring: The HULK, Captain America, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Thor, Black Widow, and an Evil Robot

Plot: Iron Man, Tony Stark, has a plan to bring peace to the world by building an army of intelligent Robots designed to protect the world. But all does not go according to plan. Ultron, the newly created artificial intelligence peacekeeping program, has decided the world would be better off without the Avengers in it.

Why did I love this movie?

  1. Because I was introduced to new Marvel Universe heroes.
  2. Because Ultron was an amazing villain
  3. Because the love story between Bruce Banner and Black Widow wasn’t completely annoying.
  4. Because the return of Nick Fury was worth the price of admission.
  5. Because of the unexpected departure of the HULK!

Until next time…

Peace!

Blackpearl Movie Review: Furious 7

Aloha movie fans around the world!

That’s right, your boy is back with the hottest movie review column to hit the internet! This week’s column is brought to you by Smith & Smith Productions!!!

FURIOUS 7 – 5 BLACKPEARLS

Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Tyreese Gibson, Ludacris, Michelle Rodriguez, Dwayne Johnson, Awesome Bad Guy Jason Statham, Ronda Rousey, Kurt Russell, Djimon Hounsou, & Jordana Brewster.

Plot: This movie picks up where The Fast & Furious 6 left off. The familia is being hunted and this time not to be put in Jail for their crimes, but to be put to death!

Why did I love this movie?

1. It is an action packed BLOCKBUSTER!
2. It provided a great tribute to Paul Walker!
3. Someone needs to tell Vin what a real street fight is!
4. It was not all about the cars, but they weren’t left out either.
5. this movie was 2 1/2 hours long, yet I felt like it still left something out!
6. Wait until you see what you can do from watching the 1970s TV “The Hulk” all day in the Hospital!!!

Well that’s all I have for you this week. No spoilers, but a recommendation that you get out and see this one!

Until next time…

Blackpearl Movie Review: Run All Night

Aloha Movie fans around the world!

The hottest review column on the Net is back, which means something worth my money (at least I thought so) was at a theater near me finally.

RUN ALL NIGHT – 4 BLACKPEARLS

Starring: Liam Neeson, Common, Ed Harris and a bunch of people used to get shot and get their butts kicked.

Plot: A hit man who has pushed away everyone in his life and is trying to drink away the ghosts of those he has killed finds his bosses son about to kill his son and chooses a side. Now, he has one night to clear the issue up with his boss or take out everyone who is trying to kill him and his son.

Why did I enjoy this movie?
1. It shows that a killer can never truly get rid of the faces of those he has murdered.
2. The Love you have for your kids never goes away, no matter what you have done.
3. A true Hitman will take out his own family if ordered.
4. All those who need to be dealt with will be.
5. Common takes no prisoners when he is contracted to take a person out.

Well that is all I have for you this week, so until Furious 7 hits a theater near me…

DEUCES!!!